Fire the marketing department
How decommissioning the pony tails can impact on your bottom line. And make you feel ten years younger.
It is a theory of mine that the best way to get ahead when you take over a new business is to fire all the marketing department. By that I include advertising agencies, pr gurus and all the other fancy folk given to pony tails, blackberries and Armani suits. This has a couple of immediate benefits. One is the bottom line. These guys are expensive. The bottled water and cafe latte bill alone is ruinous. Two: You no longer have to listen to half assed gobbledygook from good looking college kids who make you feel stupid. Gotta be a win win.
So Who The Fuck: thought it would be a good idea to brand Apple Macs as a cool way to get that freakin huge pile of Microshit called Vista into your workspace. Are these guys nuts? Tell me where to send my invoice. I have ordered my Armani suit already. I am on my way.